January 2010
fmylife:
Today, I went out on a date with a guy significantly older than myself. I told him I really liked him because I can have an intelligent conversation with him, unlike most guys my age. He told me he just wanted to get into my pants. FML
fmylife:
Today, my dad found out I got a tattoo behind his back and is really really upset. When I got home from work my car wasn’t in the driveway. When I asked my dad where it was, he replied “you’ll get it back when your tattoo comes off.” FML
AWW
Can someone post that 30 day challenge thing?
I’M GONNA DO IT :)
Day 01 — Your favorite song
Day 02 — Your favorite movie
Day 03 — Your favorite television program
Day 04 — Your favorite book
Day 05 — Your favorite quote
Day 06 — Whatever tickles your fancy
Day 07 — A photo that makes you happy
Day 08 — A photo that makes you angry/sad
Day 09 — A photo you took
Day 10 — A photo of you taken over ten years ago
Day 11 — A photo...
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iheartkatyperry:
With Paula Abdul moving on to bigger and better things (TBD), “American Idol” had a gaping hole to fill during their season-nine audition process. As a solution, producers put their Rolodexes to good use and called up some celeb pals to sit in during the tryouts.
Everyone from Broadway vet Kristin Chenoweth to heartthrob Joe Jonas answered the call. But how did the various...
SEX
Via Urban Dictionary.
Meaning: What kind of moron are you that you look up sex in Urban Dictionary? (WIN) +++++
Meaning: Sex is like math; You add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs and pray you don’t multiply! Dude 1: I looooooooove math! Dude 2: No shit! So do I dude! +++++
Meaning: This meaning varies for which side of the sex you are on. Woman: To make sweet passionate...
fmylife:
Today, during an episode of King of Queens that my boyfriend has seen more than once, I decided I’d try to get a little frisky. I straddled him while he was on the bed and began taking my clothes of. He pushed me out of the way and said, ‘don’t get naked in front of the TV.’ FML
