December 2009
Tumblr comforts me so much. :)
lottiebites:
(via jassyrawrs)
Same here, its my modern day blanky.
Oh yeah, totally :)
Tumblr comforts me so much. :)
fmylife:
Today, I texted my Dad to tell him I’m staying at my boyfriend’s house and won’t be home. Since I had predictive text on, my phone didn’t quite get the word ‘home’ - the message I sent said, ‘I’m staying at Will’s, I’ll not be good tonight.’ FML
fmylife:
Today, I bought a laptop so that I could have dirty video chats with my internet girlfriend. I got home only to find that the only place I can get a decent wifi signal is in front of my mom’s room. FML
HAHAHAHA! Ah mannn…
fmylife:
Today, at dinner, my Grandma asked why I didn’t have a boyfriend. I replied, “Because I’m a free spirit,” to which my Grandpa responded, “that means she’s a whore.” FML
HAHAHAHA!
fmylife:
Today, a cute guy asked for my phone number and I gladly gave it to him. I was feeling really good about myself for getting hit on by the star football player. That was until he called 8 times and left 5 messages. In 2 hours. FML
