OMG. ROLLING STONE COVER!
holy motherfucker
pardon my french.
OMG. But he’s only 17 thoughhhh.. I feel like a pedo now.
I say ‘fuck’ like it’s a second language now.
I say fuck like it’s a second language for me now. Isn’t that sick?
I was talking to my BF just now and I can’t stop saying fuck. I was talking to him just now and I can’t stop saying ‘fuck‘. The fucked up (pardon my French) thing is that I liked it. Isn’t that sick? Am I sick?
By the way, I always wanted to say ‘pardon my French’ but was never able to. Sigh.
Okay, so he was saying crap just now and I was annoyed so I said, “shut the fuck up“. Then he annoyed me even more and I was being all, “oh, fuck off!“. Then he said something about some shit and I was being all, “fuck you!“.
It wasn’t like I was angry at him or something. I actually thought the word fuck being cute and actually telling him to shut the fuck up made us sound cute. Am I making sense? This is so weird; telling you about this.
And you know what he said after the whole fuck fiesta?
“You sound fucking hot!“
:/
Ohhhhh, fuck offffff!
Translation:
Hi, can we be friends? How are you? I am fine. My name is __, 25, __. ASL? Name? Studying or working? I like hip hop. What kind of music do you listen to? Do you have a boyfriend? Heheheh.. I’m still single. When’s your birthday? Mine’s 8/18/84. Can you tell me about yourself please? Can you answer my questions please? Please add me on your Myspace. I’m using this email _______. Do you want to be my adopted sister? See ya…
UGH, CREEP!
Btw, adopted sister or ‘adik angkat’ in Malay refers to someone adopting somebody as their so-call sibling. It’s a fucked up excuse to get into sex and shit. It’s kinda like, they be your friend first, you tell them your problems and likewise, then sex would be involved. Probably anyway.
But then again, not many people like to admit that it (any sexual innuendo) in fact does play a role somewhere in this so-call sibling relationship.
Who the fuck wants you to be their big brother anyway? YUCK.
Today, I was outside, peeing on a cactus. Then all of a sudden my dog jumped on my back, knocking me into the cactus. FML
Definitely an FML moment.
Guest List:
- everyone on tumblr, obvs.
- Paige
- Cynthia
- Domanique
- Brianna
- Kim
- Ashley
- Jami
- Sami
- Katy
- Megan
- Brooklyn
- Bailey
- Erin
- Chase
- Jasmine
- Kendall
sixteen people. not bad.
I saw my name. Jasmine. But that ain’t me. I’m in the tumblr list. LOL. Too bad I live in freaking Malaysia.That’s like half across the world. Swim?
